26 April, 2010

FORE!!!

Golf Bag = $5.00
6 new clubs = $12.00
A shattered rear drivers side sliding van door window?
Priceless!
All those little veins that look like dirt are actually the shattered glass covering the entire window. You can stand there and listen to the crackling. Or the guilty golfer can just sit and watch and wait. . . . . .and wait . .
. . . and wait . .
. . . and wait . .
. . . and wait . .
. . . and wait . .
. . . and wait . .
. . . and wait . . .
. . . and wait . .
. . . for the window to shatter and fall. We finally decided to explain tempered glass to him and he gave up his post. The poor guy felt terrible and all we could do is laugh!
Thank goodness for full auto glass coverage!

22 April, 2010

She won . . .

the war against mononucleosis. She lost the election for Sophomore class officer. She didn't even really mind. What a kid. She honestly felt more relief than anything. She was feeling so good today physically that not even the election loss could take away her perma-grin. I've been missing that grin.

15 April, 2010

Curse you. . .

Mononucleosis!!!
So, Nat has been out of school all week with more absences to come. She is in the middle of Sophomore Class Officer elections, trying to prepare for show choir auditions at the high school, but most of all, this straight-A kid who has missed classes all week is in tears over the assumed mounds of schoolwork she needs to make up. If you're the praying kind, could you offer up a few for our daughter?

05 April, 2010

Goodbye Brace Face!!

It's a little early to expect cartwheels. She's a bit nervous I think! How many pictures are you planning to take?
It hurt!
It really hurt!
Toes curled and clenched!!
Beautiful and pearly white!!
So long suckuhs!!!
Whew!! Cute kid. Lookin' a little stoned in her ortho-drunken state.
Two kids down, two to go.
Dr. Curtis can you say CHA-CHING?

04 April, 2010

And then there were five

Why didn't Chickadee cross the road? Because she died.